d20 Artisan Confections Generator

I've been busy teaching and prepping for a move, as well as doing some game design elsewhere for some private projects. I didn't want to neglect my blog much longer than I had, so what follows is a big old generator for making some fancy candy. Your PC might buy it as a gift, receive it as a gift, buy it while drunk and trying to swoon someone, or notice that's what the rich nobles eat while they're sucking down tavern swill.

d20	Main Event...	Embellishment...
1	Savory Caramels	Sweet Custard Filling
2	Egg White Nougats	Lavishly Dusted Almond Powder
3	Blackstrap Molasses Toffee	Decadent Flan Foundation
4	Soft-balled Fudge	Syrupy Peach Rum Drizzle
5	Hard-crack Sour Drops	Fragile Chocolate Shell
6	Chewy Liquorice	Rose Syrup and Gold Flakes
7	Fluffy Marshmallow	Flaky Baklava Base
8	Jellied Lokum	Drizzled Spring Honey
9	Creamy Fondant	Drowned in Mead
10	Sugary Orange Peel	Fluffed Yeasty Doughnut Base
11	Sour Apple	Bean-Jam Cake Sticks
12	Dragée Bitter-Sweets	Spiced with Coffee Flakes
13	Caramelized Peanut Brittle	Boiled Sugar Rock Crumble
14	Gooey Wine Gums	Raspberry Starry Rock Rods
15	Sugary Milk Tablet	In a Baked Rum Brownie
16	Sea-Salt Taffy Chew	With Miniature Pampushky Crumble
17	Syrupy Jalebi	Dollop of Gianduja Paste
18	Iced Cream	Crown of Dried Ananas Chips
19	Sour-Spiced Tarts	Twisted in an Iced Fritter
20	Cinnamon-dusted Cookies	Dripped in Cream and Mango

d20	What Else?...
1	Stamped with Confectioner's Seal
2	Wrapped in Edible Ribbon
3	Sugar Flower Topper
4	Served on a Stick
5	In a Velvety Bag
6	In the Shape of a Fish
7	Served with Edible Utensils
8	Shaped like a Tiny Structure
9	Stamped with Seal of Government Authority
10	Decorated with Pictorial Icing
11	Served in a Layered Jar
12	Served in a Jug of Alcohol
13	Cut in Starry Shapes
14	Layered like a Pyramid
15	Engraved Lettering
16	Wrapped in Lavish Paper
17	Folded in Mint Leaves
18	Served on a Waffle
19	Lucky Coin Inside Confection
20	Served on Crisped Rice Grains

d20	Color	Tastes
1	Pearlescent	Heavenly
2	Metallic Gold	Divine
3	Rainbow Colors	Too Rich
4	Unnaturally Pink	Gritty-then-Smooth
5	Ocean Tones	Chunky-then-Robust
6	Earthen Tones	Silken and Savory
7	Greasy Reds	Powerful and Heavy
8	White-and-Green	Sweet-but-Earthy
9	Golden Yellow	Sour-then-Zesty
10	Natural Colors	Savory-but-Bitter
11	Freckled with Red	Lovely, but with notable hints of dairy.
12	Unnaturally Blue	Smooth-then-Spicy
13	White with Speckles	Too Powerful
14	Floral Tones	Intoxicatingly Sweet
15	Forest Greens	Sweet Enough to Make Ones Spit Hurt
16	Noble's Cote de Arms Coloration	Saltier than Expected
17	Stone-like	Surprisingly like a Well-Cooked Steak
18	Transparent and Crystalline	Sharp-but-Savory
19	Fruit Color Palette	Rough-but-Hearty
20	Seasonal Color Palette	Greasy-and-Slick

I was going to add prices, but such things ought to cost a pretty penny anyway. These are special order foods for nobles, royalty, the rich and the powerful. A single serving should cost 1d8+2 Gold, and servings are smaller than any working folk would like; about the size of ones open palm. They're hedonistic-and-decadent anyway.

You can find a shop for such things in any big city where nobles do gather, but there's always a chance a chef in some backwater knows how to make a single one of these confections. If your system uses Gold for XP, buying oneself candy should count for such things.